30 Random Things About Me

  1. I rather talk to my dog then my wife.
  2. I’m an equal opportunity hater. I hate everyone the same.
  3. I’m a big fat Jew.
  4. My favorite Movie is Clerks 2.
  5. People think I’m a skin head.
  6. I love my kids.
  7. I hate yours.
  8. I have no problem ripping a big fart in front of strangers.
  9. I take more pictures then a man should.
  10. I can BBQ with the best of them.
  11. I love Bobby Flay and the Food Network.
  12. I own an English Bulldog and a Havanese.
  13. I’m a SAHD.
  14. I’ve been shot once.
  15. And stabbed twice.
  16. And run over by a car.
  17. And hit in the head with a hammer.
  18. My grandma made me eat Comet once.
  19. I believe my uncle is growing pot in his basement, but I can’t be sure.
  20. I drink water like its….water.
  21. My wife and I can’t remember how to spell our youngest sons middle name.
  22. My in-laws treat my wife like crap, but she won’t let me say anything to them about it.
  23. I used to be a DJ.
  24. And a Marine.
  25. And a football player.
  26. I have lost 2 best friends.
  27. One to the war, the other to drugs.
  28. I have no pictures of me growing up, since my sister stole them all and then lost them.
  29. I never had braces.
  30. I love zombie movies.

Responses

  1. You are pretty exciting there!!!


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